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thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night


detective-sundancer:

sagalibratic:

detective-sundancer:

worths:

oh you wanna date me? well get in line

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I was trying to find a gif of Shrek walking through the felt ropes while the Farquaad mascot ran zig zag through them but I couldnt find it

I have failed

u rang

YES THANK YOU FRIEND YOURE A LIFESAVER


fionagoodess:

when people ask you how school is:

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susemoji:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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This post is so sad


tupacvevo:

tupacvevo:

someone give me a job

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i was thinking something in retail

lifeisverybeautiful:

To the heavens (by asiastories)

endocrines2:

*drinks vodka* *gags* “ugh I hate vodka” *drinks vodka*

(Source: endocrinez)


ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money


stressingly:

the road to success is under construction